I put a little Viagra in Santa's cookies and milk let's see him get up the chimney now 😂 🤣 #mariabeats #christmas #humor Good Monday...

I made Christmas cookies that look like me - it's a subtle way of saying "BITE ME"! to my relatives 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 #christmas #humor

Notice how the recipe for gingerbread men doesn't call for manners or brains 🤣 LoL 😂 you know that was funny! Mariabeats #music...

If I get one of those singing fish for Christmas, I'm throwin ' it Back 🔙 Mariabeats #holiday #humor and #music.

I always get a big cream Pie for Thanksgiving. One of the relatives is bound to annoy me 😂 🤣 I'm prepping for the fun 😁 😊 Mariabeats...

My UPS delivery guy can jingle my bells anytime he wants 🔔 🔔 😂 Mariabeats #humor & #music